Dear Beloved Customer,
Thank you for your kind and
timely docket. To us it means a
great deal.
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As of yet, we have not
found the grounds to support your
dockets worry, ‘Your Company is Killing
Mother Earth’.
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Rest assured, our team is working
hard and heedy, day and night, to
serve your needs without delay.
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Nothing in the world, not even the
birth or wedding of my first born,
matters to me more,
Beloved Customer.
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In the meantime, might I suggest flicking
through our labor-day catalogue?
Our new items are looking quite
moreish.
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You might even find, in the
gossamer sheets,
deeper answers to your timely questions.
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And what brilliant questions they are,
I might add. In the survey below, we have
a few of our own as well, and would love to
receive your feedback.
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Beloved Customer, please let us know if there is anything
else on your
mind, or in your heart, that we might
assist in clearing.
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Nothing to us matters more.